Thursday, September 22, 2016

Who knew?

 



H/T to Joni  :o)

1. To remove a bandage painlessly,

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The stuff dissolves adhesive.


2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,

Let set five minutes and wash clean.

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The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.


3. To clean your eyeglasses,
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Simply wipe the lenses with a soft,

Clean cloth dampened with vodka.

The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.


4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
And letting your safety razor blade

Soak in the alcohol after shaving.

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The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.


5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
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Scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.


6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
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As an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.


7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
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The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,

And stimulates the growth of healthy hair.


8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka
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And
spray bees or wasps to kill them.


9 Pour one-half cup vodka
And one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag

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And freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,

Pain or black eyes.


10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
With freshly packed lavender flowers,

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Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly

And set in the sun for three days.

Strain liquid through a coffee filter,

Then apply the tincture to aches and pains.


11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
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To rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.


12. To cure foot odor,
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Wash your feet with vodka.


13 Vodka will disinfect
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And alleviate a jellyfish sting.


14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
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To remove the urushiol oil from your skin.


15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
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Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.



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And silly me!

I've only been drinking it! HUMMMMMM



 

8 comments :

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    1. Gonna buy a bigger bottle of it just to see if it really works on all that stuff! :o)

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  2. Alternate title: 15 ways to waste vodka.
    Wine stains? Who in the world spills wine? :) Not Chickenmom!

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  3. Either way, it's worth checking out. Cool beans.

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  4. Excuse me but that seems to be a total waste of vodka.

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    1. You're right - will only try a tiny dab on the wine spots! :o)

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