A doctor on TV said that to achieve inner peace during these days before the election, we should finish things we started and we would all have more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished.
So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Bailey’s, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an, an a boss a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum...