Today's funny :o)

H/T to Terry! :o)

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave
myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the
car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's
ignition.

He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking
lot, I realized he was right.

The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my
location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been
stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in
the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but
then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?"

He barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal
your dang car!"

Welcome to the golden years...........