H/T to wild river! :o)
On the first day of
school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The
supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave
the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son
brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed
that it was leaking a little bit… She touched a drop of the
liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted
another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little
boy............"It's a puppy!"
Good thing she didn't pour it in a glass thinking it was beer.... :o)
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