Today's funny :0)

H/T to Ruthe!  :0)

FARMER JOHN

Farmer John once lived on a quiet  rural highway but as time went
 by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so  heavy  and so fast that his free range chickens were  being run over, at a rate of three  to six a week.

 So Farmer John called the local police station to  complain, "You've got to do something about all  these people driving so fast  and killing all my chickens," he said  to the local
 police officer.

 "What do you want me to do?" asked the  policeman.

 "I don't care, just do something about  those crazy drivers!"

 So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a
 sign that said: ”SCHOOL CROSSING”

 Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and  said,
 "You've still got to do something about these  drivers. The ‘school crossing'
 sign seems to make them go even faster!"

 So again, they put up a new sign:  ”SLOW,  CHILDREN AT PLAY”

 That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and  said, "Your  signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

 In order to get Farmer John off his back said  "Sure. Put up your own sign.

 The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but  curiosity got the better of the
 Officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the  problem with the speeding
 drivers. did you put up your sign?"

 "Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been  killed.

 The policeman was really curious and thought he'd  better
 go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might
 be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow
 drivers down..

 So he drove out to Farmer John's house.

 His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.


 'NUDIST COLONY'
 'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'