Today's funny :0)

H/T to Donna!


A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.
A huge heart.....covered in flowers.... stood behind the casket during the service. All the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. With all
eyes staring at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral... I'm a gynecologist.

The proctologist fainted.