Friday, November 1, 2013

Today's funny :0)



A farmer named Hank had 5 female pigs.......and since
times were hard,  he decided to take them to the county
fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met another farmer who had five male pigs.
After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
everything 50/50.


The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive

 thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
 The first morning, Hank got up at 5 A.M., loaded
 the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only

 vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.


 While the pigs were mating, Hank asked the other farmer, "How
 will I know if they are pregnant?"

 The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass
 tomorrow morning,  they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."

 The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so Hank
 hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon
again and proceeded to try again.

 This continued each morning for more than a week and both
 farmers were getting worn out with all the driving..

 The next morning Hank was just too tired to get out of bed.

 He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell
 me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

 "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon
 and one of them is honking the horn."


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