A farmer named Hank had 5 female pigs.......and since
times were hard, he decided to take them to the county
fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who had five male pigs.
After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive
thirty
miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first
morning, Hank got up at 5 A.M.,
loaded
the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only
the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only
vehicle
he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, Hank asked
the other farmer, "How
will I know if they are pregnant?"
The other
farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass
tomorrow
morning, they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."
The
next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so Hank
hosed them off, loaded
them into the family station wagon
again and proceeded to try
again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and
both
farmers were getting worn out with all the driving..
The next morning Hank was just too tired to get
out of bed.
He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and
tell
me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither,"
yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon
and one of them is honking
the horn."
You naughty girl! LOL
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