Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”
“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll only charge you $200 a visit.”
Lenny says he’ll think about it.
Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back.
“For $200 a visit?” says Lenny. “A bartender cured me for only $10.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”
Good one :))
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