An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a
Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian
and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a
Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a
Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman
Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an
Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an
Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian,
a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a
Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a
Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a
Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a
Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a
Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a
Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a
Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans walk into a fine
restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maƮtre d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai."
H/T Terry !
"I'm sorry," says the maƮtre d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai."
H/T Terry !
Yup, jumped right to the punchline.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! :0)
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