I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Cause the pheasant plucker's late.
That bloke's back bike brake-block broke.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit
Bitty Batter bought some butter
“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.”
So she bought some better butter,
And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
And made the bitter batter better.
“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.”
So she bought some better butter,
And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
And made the bitter batter better.
Try 'em all!
Bwahahaha!
:o)
I do pretty good with tongue twisters until the ones with the 'S's. The one you printed and the Sister Suzy one I have to slow way down to get through.
ReplyDeleteThey are fun - a good, silly way to waste a few minutes! :o)
ReplyDelete"Waste a few minutes?" Only when no one else is around. Don't want to confirm anyone's suspicions. And big time fail...
ReplyDeleteTry 'em with a glass of wine or two - hilarious!
DeleteI read one when I was a kid and never ever saw it again. It was "Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop said the shiny sign". I thought that would be very difficult.
ReplyDeleteGotta say it really fast three times! :o)
DeleteMy variation on the pheasant plucker:
ReplyDeleteI am a pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker
When I pluck mother pheasants.
My variation on the pheasant plucker:
ReplyDeleteI am a pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker
When I pluck mother pheasants.
LOL! Good thing you can't hear me even trying to read it! Totally X-rated!
DeleteIt used to be a college drinking game for nerds.
DeleteI am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant.
ReplyDeleteJeebus-It's even hard to type!
=T.W.=
And even harder to say (even slowly!) LOL! :o)
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