Today's funny :o)

H/T to Donna!  :o)

Raymond & Bubba ( Alabama mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 

'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman said, " hand me that wrench out of your toolbox." She loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement, and announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away. 

                    Raymond shook his head and laughed. 

"Ain't that just like a Miss know-it-all woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Ray are still working for the government.