Monday, December 15, 2014

Today's funny :o)

Another good one from wild river:


A doctor in Dublin, feeling over worked wanted to get
off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.

"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to
close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all
me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says
Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the tird
one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies
open and a young gorgeous woman burst.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off
everyting, and lies down on the table and
shouts:

"HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have
not seen any man!"

"Tunderin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you
do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."
 
 

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