Friday, November 17, 2017

Today's funny :o)





A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs: 
We will heel you  
We will save your sole  
We will even dye for you.

 
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
"Blind man driving."

 
In a Podiatrist's office:      
"Time wounds all heels"

 
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 
At an Optometrist's Office :  
"If you don't see what you're looking for,  
You've come to the right place."

 
On a Plumber's truck :  
"We repair what your husband fixed."

 
On another Plumber's truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :  
"Invite us to your next blowout."

 
On an Electrician's truck :  
"Let us remove your shorts."

 
In a Non-smoking Area:  
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

 
On a Maternity Room door :  
"Push. Push. Push."

 
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 
Outside a Muffler Shop:  
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 
At the Electric Company:  
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

 
In a Restaurant window:  
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

 
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

 
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 
And the best one for last...;  
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"



:o)




6 comments :

  1. HEH, HEH! Thanks, you made me smile today. And given the state of the world today, I'll take all I can get.

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    1. We ALL need a good laugh these days! :o)

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  2. Some I hadn't seen before, all funny!

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