Today's funny :o)

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and

orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As

the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birth-

day and it's today..'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birth-

day, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on

me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the

woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy

you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender,

I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left

says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender,

I want another Scotch with two drops of

water.' 'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am,

I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with

only two drops of water ?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you

are my age, you've learned how to hold

your liquor. Holding your water, however,

                                is a whole other issue.'

:o)