Monday, September 17, 2018

Today's funny :o)

H/T to Donna!


“LIFE IS SHORT, SO DRINK THE GOOD WINE FIRST”
I HAD IT ALL...........................
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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all.
I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,
I had a roof over my head,
I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? ,Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no....
"I was paroled".




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6 comments :

  1. And that boys & girls (can we still say that?) is the 'life' that the left wants for all of us - minus the parole part.

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    1. LOL! But we are smarter than the Left now! We've got their number! MAGA!

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  2. Don't know if I should laugh or cry.

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