KNITTING
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway..
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”
:o)
My youngest, a blonde, used to collect blonde jokes One of her favorites was the blonde quality control worker at M&M candy. She got fired for tossing out the "w"s. I didn't think she's heard this one, can t wait to share, thank you!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome - 'hope she enjoys it too! :o)
DeleteYep -it's a good 'un!
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