'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends
compliment you
on your new alligator
shoes
and you're barefoot..
Your friends
compliment you
on your new alligator
shoes
and you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk
catches your fancy
and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
A sexy babe or hunk
catches your fancy
and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where
your spouse goes,
just as long as you
don't have to go along.
You don't care where
your spouse goes,
just as long as you
don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little
action'
means you don't need
to take any fiber today.
'Getting a little
action'
means you don't need
to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car
in the parking lot.
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car
in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means
not getting up
to use the bathroom.
An 'all nighter' means
not getting up
to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure these
are jokes?
You are not sure these
are jokes?
Lol...yep:))
ReplyDeleteThey're jokes??? :o)
DeleteOld is also when you know exactly why you went to the basement, but don't remember the reason when you reach the bottom of the steps!
ReplyDeleteNow that happen too often for me! :o)
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