SENIORS' MEDICAL ADVICE
I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception!
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel stressed?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon!
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side Effects May Include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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Oh my goodness, that is terrific! I needed a laugh today. I'm going back into chemo on Monday and think I'll take a few printouts of this and hand them to the nurses. They need a good laugh too, poor dears!!
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(Keeping a low profile for the next few months, but still on the right side of the grass!!! Love your site, all the pics and life going on is a balm to the soul.)
Oh, Cap't! Wishing you a full and speedy recovery!!That joke was sent to me by a high school (we've know each other for over 60 years)friend. She just finished her chemo is is doing fine, too! Wish we could all get together and share a bottle of the "prescription" - wouldn't that be a hoot! Take care and keep me posted! Fair winds!
DeleteThanks for all the fun, Chickenmom - and the well wishes. And oh yes, I'd love to sit on the porch and watch the chickens. When this ordeal is over (prognosis is good, but still...) we're selling the house and moving aboard our boat. We're old time sailors, so this is not a whim, it is a long-term plan coming to fruition (if a year late due to all this chemo boogaloo!). Again, thanks for all the fun and I'll stay tuned and come sit on the virtual porch every day!
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Cap'n Jan
You get one, too! :o) https://youtu.be/FgYV8Lvxw7s and
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I was prescribed shots, as in Scotch,as a sleep aid. Works wonders!
ReplyDeleteHeh-heh! ZZZZZZZZ :o)
DeleteLol...Sadly my non alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver won't allow me to indulge in this prescription:((
ReplyDeleteI'm not supposed to have it either, Mamahen - too much sugar..... sigh
DeleteI drank that stuff. Once. 1.5 day hangover after. Never again.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Irish! Like a good whiskey - 'ya gotta sip it! :o)
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