H/T to wild river! :o)
After being married for 42 years, I took a careful
look at my wife one day and said, "Forty-two years ago we had
a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl".
"Now ... I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed
and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62 year-old
woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and
find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and
white TV.
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