Today's funny :o)

Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother
 he's fallen in love and that he is
 going to get married.

 He says, 'Just for fun, Mama, I'm
 going to bring over three women and
 you try and guess which one I'm
 going to marry.' The mother agrees.

 The next day, he brings three
 beautiful women into the house, sits
 them down on the couch & they chat
 for a while. He then says, 'Okay,
 Mama, guess which one I'm going to  marry?'

Mama says immediately, 'The one on  the right. '

 'That's amazing, Mama. You're right.
 How did you know? '

 Mama replies: 'I don't like her.'