Today's funny :o)

Mr. Smith climbed to the top of  Mt.  Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.  

 
Looking up, he asked the Lord.. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

 
The Lord replied, "A minute."  

 
Mr. Smith asked, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"  

 
The Lord replied, "A penny."  

 
Mr. Smith asked, "Can I have a penny?"  

 
The Lord replied, "In a minute."

:o)