Friday, December 1, 2017

Today's funny :o)

H/T to Donna!!   :o)

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On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.  Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
 She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.  Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.  Are there any questions?"
 At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:  "How much for a season pass?”


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