Friday, November 27, 2015

Today's funny :o)







Gooses... lots of gooses!

Every day the local geese that sleep in a pond down the road from us, wake up and head for another


nearby pond to spend the day. In the evening, they fly right back to to the morning one!




Didn't have the ol' camera handy for the evening flight, but they are just as noisy!

I love the sound of them, but so glad they don't stop by for a visit!

A lot of people feed them through the winter - I guess they'll never go hungry.





Thursday, November 26, 2015

Giving thanks to so many...


Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers this and every day!




'Hope your Thanksgiving Day is filled with love, family, friends and good food.
 We really, really do have so much to be thankful for.

:o)





Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Fun with words!

Another gem from Wild River! :o)


Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." 

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. 


This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.



... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.  

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.  

... The batteries were given out free of charge.  

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.  

... A will is a dead giveaway.  

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.  

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.  

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was    resisting a rest.  

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?   He's all right now.  

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.  

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.  

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.  

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.  

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.  

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.  

    

And the cream of the twisted crop:

... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.


:o)

Today's funny :o)

HT to Donna!  :o)





A treat for Chickenmom!

Charlie came up on the deck yesterday looking for some goodies:


Laverne, Maude and Sophia joined him. Shirley didn't want to walk up the stairs:


They ate some bread crumbs that I threw out the door:


 Looking for another handout. I didn't give them any more:


So they left me...... a treat!


:o(