Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Today's funny :o)







Hen pecked!

Hubby turned the garden over to get rid of any leftovers.




The sound of the roto-tiller don't bother the gang. They are more interested in eating bugs!




After wandering around for a couple of hours, Charlie came up on the deck for a treat. Notice some of his neck feathers are starting to grow back.


Getting "hen pecked":



Why he lets Laverne and Shirley pick at him I'll never know. Lucy never bothers him the way those two do. However, when he's had enough, he bites them. I just hope they all grow back before Winter!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

And even the props spin.....

Japan's Air Self Defense Force has marked its 60th anniversary with a display using plane-shaped scooters. The scooters were ridden by 24 members of the force's ground crew.








They look so unhappy.....


Today's funny :0)








More geese

Gray, chilly and damp yesterday, but the geese kept flying over all day long!



 Wonder if they know if it's going to be a bad Winter????



Usually by the time I hear them, find my trusty camera and go outside they are long gone.
 Got lucky this time!









From: wikipedia.org:
    The Canada goose is a goose with a black head and neck, white patches on the face, and a brown body. Native to arctic and temperate regions of North America, it also occasionally migrates to northern Europe, and has been introduced to Britain, New Zealand, and other temperate regions.

    Scientific name: Branta canadensis
    Lifespan: 10 - 24 years (In wild)
    Weight: 5.5 - 12 lb (Female) · 7.1 - 14 lb (Male)
    Length: 2.5 - 3.6 ft
    Wingspan: 4.2 - 6.1 ft
    Clutch size: 5 on average


Monday, October 13, 2014

PARAPROSDOKIANS

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay checks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR."
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Today's funny :o)