Friday, November 9, 2018

Today's funny :o)

H/T to Donna!

·  A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

·  When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

·  The batteries were given out free of charge.

·  A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

·  A will is a dead giveaway.

·  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

·  A boiled egg is hard to beat.

·  When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a 

·  Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

·  Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

·  A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

·  When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

·  The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

·  He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

·  When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

·  Acupuncture is a jab well done.  That's the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop: 

'Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end'.



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