H/T to Joni :o)
1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2.
To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers,
Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
Let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.
Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
Let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.
3.
To clean your eyeglasses,
Simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
Clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
Simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
Clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4.
Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka
And letting your safety razor blade
Soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
And letting your safety razor blade
Soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5.
Spray vodka on wine stains,
Scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
Scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6.
Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your
face
As an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
As an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7.
Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
And stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
And stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8.
Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with
vodka
And spray bees or wasps to kill them.
And spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9
Pour one-half cup vodka
And one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
And freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
Pain or black eyes.
And one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
And freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
Pain or black eyes.
10.
Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
With freshly packed lavender flowers,
Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
And set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
Then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
With freshly packed lavender flowers,
Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
And set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
Then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11.
To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
To rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
To rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12.
To cure foot odor,
Wash your feet with vodka.
Wash your feet with vodka.
13
Vodka will disinfect
And alleviate a jellyfish sting.
And alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14.
Pour vodka over an area affected with poison
ivy
To remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
To remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15.
Swish a shot of vodka over an aching
tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And silly me!
I've only been drinking it! HUMMMMMM
Who knew...indeed!?!
ReplyDeleteGonna buy a bigger bottle of it just to see if it really works on all that stuff! :o)
DeleteAlternate title: 15 ways to waste vodka.
ReplyDeleteWine stains? Who in the world spills wine? :) Not Chickenmom!
Snicker, snicker.... :o)
DeleteEither way, it's worth checking out. Cool beans.
ReplyDeleteIf it works, I'll do a post on it!
DeleteExcuse me but that seems to be a total waste of vodka.
ReplyDeleteYou're right - will only try a tiny dab on the wine spots! :o)
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