Today's funny :o)

H/T to wild river!  :o)

 

 

1.         ARBITRAITOR

A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s 

 

2.         BERNADETTE 

The act of torching a mortgage. 

 

3.         BURGLARIZE 

What a crook sees through 

 

4.         AVOIDABLE

What a bullfighter tries to do 

 

5.         EYEDROPPER 

Clumsy ophthalmologist 

 

6.         CONTROL 

A short, ugly inmate. 

 

7.         COUNTERFEITER

Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 

 

8.         ECLIPSE 

What an English barber does for a living. 

 

9.         LEFT BANK 

What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 

 

10.    HEROES

What a man in a boat does 

 

11.    PARASITES

What you see from the Eiffel Tower 

 

12.    PARADOX 

Two physicians 

 

13.    PHARMACIST

A helper on a farm 

 

14.    POLARIZE 

What penguins see through 

 

15.    PRIMATE

Remove your spouse from in front of TV 

 

16.    RELIEF 

What trees do in the spring 

 

17.    RUBBERNECK 

What you do to relax your wife 

 

18.    SELFISH 

What the owner of a seafood store does 

 

19.    SUDAFED 

Brought litigation against a government official