Friday, October 12, 2018

Today's funny :o)

A big H/T to Donna!!!


Occasionally, you run into someone who changes your life and makes it better.  Those people are called Bartenders.

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my care for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor saw me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”

It's always good to get a 2nd opinion. 



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4 comments :

  1. That's got to be the very best joke I have seen in a long time!! Thanks. Made my day.

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    1. Anytime, Vicki! Donna always sends me good ones!

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