A
doctor in Dublin, feeling over
worked wanted to get
off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to
close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all
me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache, so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says
Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the tird
one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies
open and a young gorgeous woman burst.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off
everyting, and lies down on the table and
shouts:
"HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have
not seen any man!"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you
do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to
close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all
me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache, so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says
Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the tird
one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies
open and a young gorgeous woman burst.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off
everyting, and lies down on the table and
shouts:
"HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have
not seen any man!"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you
do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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