Sarah was in the
fertilized egg business.
She had several hundred
young pullets and ten
roosters to fertilize the
eggs.
She kept records
and any rooster not
performing went into the
soup pot and was
replaced. This took a
lot of time, so she
bought some tiny bells
and attached them to her
roosters. Each bell had
a different tone, so she
could tell from a
distance which rooster
was performing. Now, she
could sit on the porch
and fill out an
efficiency report by
just listening to the
bells.
Sarah's
favourite rooster, old
Butch, was a very fine
specimen but, this
morning she noticed old
Butch's bell hadn't rung
at all! When she went to
investigate, she saw the
other roosters were busy
chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the
pullets hearing the
roosters coming, would
run for cover.
To Sarah's
amazement, old Butch had
his bell in his beak, so
it couldn't ring. He'd
sneak up on a pullet, do
his job, and walk on to
the next one. Sarah
was so proud of old
Butch, she entered him
in a Show and he became
an overnight sensation
among the judges.
The result was
the judges not only
awarded old Butch the
"No Bell Peace Prize"
they also awarded him
the "Pulletsurprise" as
well.
Clearly old
Butch was a politician
in the making. Who else
but a politician could
figure out how to win
two of the most coveted
awards on our planet by
being the best at
sneaking up on the
unsuspecting populace
and screwing them when
they weren't paying
attention?
Vote carefully
in the next election.
You can't always hear
the bells.
(
If you don’t send this
on, you're chicken
…… no yoke! )
:o)
Tsk! Tsk! - lol
ReplyDeleteNow that is something Charlie would do! LOL :o)
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