Thursday, March 10, 2016

Gotta love 'em.....

Sent by a friend:

I'm a Man. I can fix that!

Don't have a spoon?

New TV too big for the old cabinet
I can fix that!
 

No bottle opener?
I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescent?
I can fix that
 

Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
 

Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
 

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
 

No ice chest?
I can fix that!
 

Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
 

Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
 

Satellite signal goes out when it rains?
I can fix that!
 

Electric stove broken & Can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.
 

Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
 

Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
 

Car can't be ordered with the 'Wood Trim' option?
I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
 

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
(Now this is a Good One!)
I can fix that!
 

No skate park in town?
I can fix that!
 

And - last but not least - - - -
Dirty diaper? I can fix that!
 


No need to thank me...
Cuz I'm A Man and I can fix that!

:o) 

4 comments:

  1. Ha! All good but I may just use the cable retention device.

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    1. It does work - gotta use the big clips though!

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  2. I use the clips...perfect! I also use a pant clothes hanger with the clips on it to hang on a kitchen cupboard knob, to hold recipes so that they are not on the counter I am using to prepare food...keeps my recipes clean and eye level. The iron, can also make a great grilled cheese..lol : ) sometimes it's all about the shortcuts!

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    1. That hanger is a very good idea!! Never tried the iron one, though! :o)

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