Mostly about my backyard chickens. (Boring, I know), but there are a lot of us out here. Mine are only kept as pampered pets. I could eat a neighbor's chicken, but not MINE. There may be a comment on current events only if I get riled up enough. And there will always be a cartoon or a joke to cheer us. I promise to try my very best to respond to comments. Now I have to figure out how this blogger thingy works....
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Today's funny :o)
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple.
Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
That's a roll your eyes while you laugh goodie :))
ReplyDeleteAnd add a good groan to go along with the eye roll! :o)
DeleteArgh. If you like puns . . . Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He would stay awake nights wondering if there was a dog.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! Good one sir, good one!!
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