H/T to Donna! :o)
A man was sitting reading his
papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was
that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That
was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants
pocket'..
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny
was the name of the horse I bet on' the wife apologized and went on with the
housework..
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife
bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him
unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had
hit again.
Wife replied.. 'Your horse
phoned'
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