Today's funny :o)

Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades.

Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.

Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards..

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .....

I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name!

I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is....

His friend stared at him for at least three minutes -- he just stared and stared at him.

Finally, he said, 'How soon do you need to know?'

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