God willing, someday you will be......
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The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said,' But I don't want the eggs..'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress..
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
:o)
Loved it!!!
ReplyDeleteReminds me...I've got an archive of old jokes collected over the year.
Maybe I should make a day of blogging them all instead of graphics.
You can be so darned inspiring, Cuz!
...over the yearS...like Win95 era...
DeleteFriday...
DeleteI have my wonderful contributors to thank - ya'll send great funnies!!
DeleteOkey-dokey Cuz!
DeleteI am now officially your biggest fan! Thanks for the sunshine you shed on the blog world. Hope you have finished your clean up is the next round headed your way?
ReplyDeleteThank you, James!! We have over a foot and a half of the dang white stuff already.... was just outside playing in it! :o)
DeleteLol...we're just old...not dumb 😉
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