Today's funny :o)

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs: 

We will heel you  

We will save your sole  

We will even dye for you.

 

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

"Blind man driving."

 

In a Podiatrist's office:      

"Time wounds all heels"

 

On a Septic Tank Truck :

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist's Office :  

"If you don't see what you're looking for,  

You've come to the right place."

 

On a Plumber's truck :  

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

On another Plumber's truck :

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :  

"Invite us to your next blowout."

 

On an Electrician's truck :  

"Let us remove your shorts."

 

In a Non-smoking Area:  

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

 

On a Maternity Room door :  

"Push. Push. Push."

 

At a Car Dealership :

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

 

Outside a Muffler Shop:  

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room :

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 

At the Electric Company:  

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

 

In a Restaurant window:  

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills."

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  

"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

And the best one for last...;  

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

:o)