Engineers Go To HeavenAn Engineer dies... and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.The engineer is a pretty popular guy.One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue.""Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
Mostly about my backyard chickens. (Boring, I know), but there are a lot of us out here. Mine are only kept as pampered pets. I could eat a neighbor's chicken, but not MINE. There may be a comment on current events only if I get riled up enough. And there will always be a cartoon or a joke to cheer us. I promise to try my very best to respond to comments. Now I have to figure out how this blogger thingy works....
OLD joke, I've been telling it for decades ;-) still funny and all too TRUE regarding the liars I mean lawyers.
ReplyDeleteGlad it can still make you laugh! :o)
DeleteOne of the all time classic Lawyer jokes. A double whammy 'cause it has engineers as well. hee hee
ReplyDeleteLOL! I thought my engineer friend would see it - but I guess not - he didn't leave a comment! :o)
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