Today's funny :o)

H/T to Shirley :o)


After 40 years of marriage

 GOLF ON

 After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for
 counseling. The wife went into a tirade,
 listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had
 been married. On and on and on,
 she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
 feeling unloved and unlovable, an
 entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

 Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after
 asking the wife to stand, he embraced
 and kissed her, long and passionately, as her husband watched -
 with a raised eyebrow. The woman
 shut up, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

 The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what
 your wife needs at least 3 times a week.
 Can you do this?"

 "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but
 on Fridays, I Golf!"