Today's funny :o)

H/T to Wild River!

An old priest lay dying in a hospital. He had served the people of the nation’s capital for many years. He motioned for the nurse to come near.

“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see Hilldabeast and Barry O'Drama before I die,” whispered the priest.

“I will see what I can do” said the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to Washington and waited for a response. Soon an answer came back; Both Hilldabeast and Barry O'Drama would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they were driven to the hospital, Hilldabeast commented to Barry O'Drama, “I don’t know why this old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and may even help my election prospects.” Barry O'Drama agreed it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Hilldabeast’s hand in his right hand and Barry O'Drama’s hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.

Finally Barry O'Drama spoke, “Father, of all people you could have chosen, why did you chose us to be with you at this time when your end is so near?”

The old priest slowly replied “I have always tried to pattern my life and behavior after our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”

“Amen,” said Hilldabeast.

“Amen,” said Barry O'Drama.

The old priest continued, “Jesus Christ, our Savior, died between two lying, thieving bastards and I would be happy to do the same!”