Today's funny :o)

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RETIRED

Working people frequently ask us what we do to make our days interesting now that we are retired. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a (Bad Word) He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him an (Ugly word).  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a couple more tickets... busted tail light, crack in windshield, etc.   This went on for about 10 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Finally we calmed down and quit talking to him. Shortly after he left...our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for the cars with "OBAMA 2008,"  "OBAMA 2012, or "HOPE & CHANGE,"  stickers.  Soon we will be looking for "HILLARY 2016" stickers! We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.