Today's funny :o)

H/T to Donna!  :o)

CHRISTMAS GOLF

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority,
figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my
wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning
the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car,
reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.
I slapped my wife on the butt this morning at 6am and said,

"Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or
golf And she said, "Take a sweater".