Monday, December 15, 2014

Reasons why these homes are probably still on the market.....

Really, really bad real estate photos!

The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos



Police are still investigating how Mr Stevens came to be replaced by a pile of sawdust. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos


Despite the best efforts of the authorities, occassionally an inmate will manage to list his cell on the open market. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos



If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos



The owners assure us the pool will be dredged before anyone else can move in. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos.


There’s an old Danish proverb about having a dead goose in the rafters of your house… OK no there isn’t. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos



This house recently developed a slow puncture, but may not be beyond repair. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos


A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a “fertility window”. Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos


It seems unnecessarily intrusive to take photographs of what is clearly a grieving oven.


Yes, this is real. It’s a photograph of what I can only describe as a domestic horse. Submitted (with source) by Jonthelutheran, whom I can’t thank enough.


"Honey, have you seen Ginger since you mowed the lawn?" Book now available on Amazon Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos



Hubby and I must have looked at over 100 houses before we found this one. The funniest was a house filled with pot smoke. Everyone, including the dogs and cats were sooooo mellow!  Even the Granny in her bathrobe and hair up in curlers was feeling no pain (or shame)!


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4 comments:

  1. JMDDecember 15, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    If you ever want to scare yourself worse go to uglyhousephotos.com. I always start de-cluttering and cleaning even more after gazing at these. :-D

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    1. ChickenmomDecember 15, 2014 at 6:15 PM

      Thanks for the link! Makes you wonder how people can live like that. And shame on the real estate people who allow those photos to be published!

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  2. MamahenDecember 16, 2014 at 4:20 AM

    Pretty horse lol

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