Today's funny :o)

Second Opinion


Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll only charge you  $200 a visit.”

Lenny says he’ll think about it.

Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back.

“For $200 a visit?” says Lenny. “A bartender cured me for only $10.”

“Is that so! How?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”